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If I were Ken
And you were a Barbie doll
I’d take you in my pink Ferrari
Drive
you down to the shopping mall
Buy you an outfit
That would look good in Malibu
A tiny tank top
With some plastic
matching shoes, too
People ask me, “Ken, why are you so happy?”
I say one reason is that Barbie and
I get it on
Plus the other reason is that I can’t really frown
because my smile is painted on”
People
think I live in such a dreamland
With all my cars and my plastic motors homes
But everyone on my street looks exactly
like I do
you could swear that we were genetic clones
Barbie is a pain to deal with, always concerned about little things
like her hair
Makes you want to escape, go down to the beach
Get rid of your problems and take in the Ocean air
People
ask me, “Ken, why are you so happy?”
I say one reason is that Barbie and I get it on
Plus the other reason
is that I can’t really frown
because my smile is painted on”
*The Barbie song was never really finished…
I
wanted to get a little more in depth and maybe a little dirtier with it.
Maybe I will surprise everyone with some more
lyrics sometime.
Once again, there is a lot of ad lib, but these are really close to the original lyrics.
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